Childrenisms

Judah, please don't do that. Can you say, "Yes, ma'am."???
Judah: Yeeeeeees, ma'ammoth!
They've been watching a lot of Ice Age lately. I let it slide.



Judah: Momma, you. are. HUGE!
ME: JUDAH! That's not very nice.
Isaiah: Momma, you are TINY!
and YOU are my favorite child!



Singing...
Nathan: "I've got the joy joy joy joy down in my heart... where?!"
"I've got the wonderful power that powered oh Peter
way down in the depths of my heart... where?!"
Isaiah: "I've got the wonderful power way down in my peter."
*insert immature, roaring laughter*

Judah: Jesus has a sword.
Nathan: No, that's a staff.
Judah: He's gonna HIT ME! *crouches in fear*
Nathan: It is for scaring away lions and bears.
Judah: Oh. Not for baby, wittle wambs?
Nathan: You're Jesus' lamb.
Judah: Yea.

Nathan: Judah, do you like green eggs and ham?
Judah: No. I like coffee.
as he proceeds to fake sip his cafe latte from a wooden cylinder block.



ME: Isaiah, look a bus!
Isaiah: What's it do, mom?
ME: It takes kids to school... where they are brainwashed into believing all sorts
of lies that fuel our sick society. That's a joke. Sort of. Mommy is kiiiiidding.
Isaiah: Mom. You, are silly in the coconut.

What would you like to ask Jesus for, Isaiah?
Isaiah: Um. A baby.
A baby?! What would you do with a baby?
Isaiah: I would shake it! And then give it a smoothie. Sound like a plan, mom?
Why God doesn't give children to 3 year olds.



Judah: Mom, I want a crapper.
Let's practice saying, "cracker."
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HALLOWEEN is THIS week!
And I'm so excited about the fact that I have TWO kids...
more candy = happy momma

don't miss:

1.) Kid-friendly, Halloween craft department HEADQUARTERS

2.) Next year I'm dressing up like a May Pole

3.) All Hallow's Eve party details

4.) I'm trying to hold off for Thanksgiving, but want to make THIS now

5.) NOTHING to do with Halloween, but my current Instagram crush

+ BONUS + $3 burritos on the 31st


H A P P Y M O N D A Y
from yours truly