Monday, October 28, 2013

Childrenisms

Judah, please don't do that. Can you say, "Yes, ma'am."???
Judah: Yeeeeeees, ma'ammoth!
They've been watching a lot of Ice Age lately. I let it slide.



Judah: Momma, you. are. HUGE!
ME: JUDAH! That's not very nice.
Isaiah: Momma, you are TINY!
and YOU are my favorite child!



Singing...
Nathan: "I've got the joy joy joy joy down in my heart... where?!"
"I've got the wonderful power that powered oh Peter
way down in the depths of my heart... where?!"
Isaiah: "I've got the wonderful power way down in my peter."
*insert immature, roaring laughter*

Judah: Jesus has a sword.
Nathan: No, that's a staff.
Judah: He's gonna HIT ME! *crouches in fear*
Nathan: It is for scaring away lions and bears.
Judah: Oh. Not for baby, wittle wambs?
Nathan: You're Jesus' lamb.
Judah: Yea.

Nathan: Judah, do you like green eggs and ham?
Judah: No. I like coffee.
as he proceeds to fake sip his cafe latte from a wooden cylinder block.



ME: Isaiah, look a bus!
Isaiah: What's it do, mom?
ME: It takes kids to school... where they are brainwashed into believing all sorts
of lies that fuel our sick society. That's a joke. Sort of. Mommy is kiiiiidding.
Isaiah: Mom. You, are silly in the coconut.

What would you like to ask Jesus for, Isaiah?
Isaiah: Um. A baby.
A baby?! What would you do with a baby?
Isaiah: I would shake it! And then give it a smoothie. Sound like a plan, mom?
Why God doesn't give children to 3 year olds.



Judah: Mom, I want a crapper.
Let's practice saying, "cracker."
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HALLOWEEN is THIS week!
And I'm so excited about the fact that I have TWO kids...
more candy = happy momma

don't miss:

1.) Kid-friendly, Halloween craft department HEADQUARTERS

2.) Next year I'm dressing up like a May Pole

3.) All Hallow's Eve party details

4.) I'm trying to hold off for Thanksgiving, but want to make THIS now

5.) NOTHING to do with Halloween, but my current Instagram crush

+ BONUS + $3 burritos on the 31st


H A P P Y M O N D A Y
from yours truly













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16 comments:

  1. Hahaahha shake it and give it a smoothie....hopefully that baby comes soon so he isn't old enough to baby sit hee hee

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    1. Right!? Sometimes I am SO surprised by the IDEAS they have! KIDS. Lol.

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  2. Hahaha this was a great read to start my morning! The "power in my peter" one may have drawn a pretty loud laugh from me :)

    Thanks for sharing friend!

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    1. It's ok. I nearly drove off the road the first time he sang it that way. I laughed SO HARD!

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  3. OMG your kids are insane and I love it. I love it I love it. I've got the wonderful power down in my peter? TOO MUCH FUNNY. Made me laugh out loud at work!!! Thanks for sharing. Love these. xo

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    1. hey thanks!!! they make me laugh all. the. time. God's gift to ME! you are so welcome for sharing!!! XO

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    1. that's what's up! thanks for reading our "isms" !!!

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  5. haha I so want to hang with your kids

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    1. HA... oh my. They are CRAZY around new people! Maybe we'll pack them up and bring them down to Mexico for a good ole mission trip one of these days!!! #thatwouldbeepic

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  6. Bahaha...I had to read this out loud to my husband! So funny!!!

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    1. I hope he thought it was funny too!!! My husband always looks at me like I'm crazy when I read "funny" things to him! L O L!!! X O

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  7. you are silly in the coconut. haha. so cute. love the things kiddos say. they're hilarious!

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    1. Yea, I'm not sure where he got that one! Probably a show or movie. He walks around quoting EVERYTHING. Don't ya love it!!!?

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  8. *dying from laughter right now*
    i hope i have boys one day. ;D

    xo
    purposelyathome.blogspot.com

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    1. not gonna lie, boys are the best!!! i hope you can have some boys one day too!!! it's a good time :-)

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